Steve McClaren is a Tool.

Steve McClaren is one of those people that everybody finds annoying, he [apart from being vaguely associated with Man Utd] is a complete failure. He is a person who always think he is doing his best, but in actual fact he just fucks up everything he touches.

His career kicked off at Old Trafford, but thankfully he wasn't given a position of much importance, so he couldn't mess up the greatest team in the world. As you can tell I am a United supporter and for that Steve McClaren is a total arse, just a huge one. I am sure Sir Alex sees him as his largest failure in his career, even more so than Massimo Taibi and Mark Bosnich.

Next was Middlesborough, wasn't too bad I guess, finishing 7th and 14th in his 2 years there, and also managing to get to the final of the Uefa cup.

England, now the England FA was up the arse and ignorant in that they had to get an Englishmen to be in charge of the England team. This was after Sven Goran Eriksson was clearly not familiar with the wrath of the British tabloids and the bullshit that comes with them. McClaren wanted to make his small dick larger, so he dropped the talisman captain David Beckham to show that he was the boss and was even willing to put shit players in the team to make his point. He later realised what an arsewipe he was being and was forced to bring him back. England didn't make it into Euro 2008, and this was because of McClaren's horrendous team selection against the final group game in Croatia which ended in a 3-2 defeat.

Carson, Richards, Campbell, Lescott, Bridge, Wright-Phillips (Beckham 46), Gerrard, Barry (Defoe 46), Lampard, Joe Cole (Bent 80), Crouch.

That is the most second rate defence that England have ever seen, and Carson?! seriously what were you thinking? I remember the Croatian goals, absolutely ridiculous defending and the worst goalkeeping you will ever see. McClaren, was sacked obviously and good riddance to him as well.

Most recently, he has taken up the top managerial role of FC Twente, an upcoming dutch team. He was interviewed recently about being drawn against Arsenal in the European Cup, and while I watched this interview, I fully concluded that this guy is and always will be a tool.



Steve McClaren you are English, we all know you are English and we all had to put the with the bullshit that came out of your mouth when England were knocked out of the Euro 2008 competition. So why on earth is this arrogant tool putting on a fresh new Dutch Accent? Just because you manage in a different country doesn't mean you have to use their accent. Sven always tried to speak English but he never put on some stupid fake accent. He is an embarrassment, the people in Holland probably think he is a fool because the Dutch can speak perfectly fine English.

Last of all, Steve, you lost 2-0. In his match report he claimed that he was happy with his result, and that he had Arsenal rattled for 60 minutes. Alright 60 minutes there were no goals, but by all means FC Twente were not winning were they?! After 60 minutes Gallas scores, OH NO! our plan has only worked for 60 minutes! If they had scored after 8 minute I am sure McClaren would have claimed that Arsenal were rattled for the 8 minutes prior to the first goal. Idiot what kind of reaction to the end of a game is that?